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  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-03-07

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on March 7, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • radio ad: "In a car accident? Call 911 then 411 (PAIN)"… oh mean "933 (PAIN)" :D #
    • Rep. Trent Franks (R) of Arizona: African Americans may have been better off under slavery. Explain how the fuck he is still in office? #
    • Connect with me via http://flavors.me/josuer #
    • Someone asked me for a Google Voice invite but i forgot whom. Do you remember? #
    • This is so sexy http://bit.ly/dm5WXT #
    • Why do news say Chile's M 8.8 earthquake is worst in recorded history when data shows Chile's May 22, 1960 quake was magnitude 9.5? #
    • Oh, there's only been 344 earthquakes worldwide in the past week. Nothing to worry about then. #
    • Software development without source control is like sex without a condom. Better safe than sorry. #
    • Gmail Project Branching: When dev/designers email another on projects w/ hash tag (eg #App) then filter into label. When done, remove label. #
    • All your bat caves belong to me. #
    • Buttons buttons, buttons everywhere! #
    • I haven't had a grilled-cheese sandwich in a very long time. Way overdue. #
    • WTF? ajax returns 200 but no content but direct url in addressbar then markup/content shows. header request dont show redirects :/ #FFFFUUU #
    • i <3 CSS'ing #
    • Good morning and good night, ya little cruel world. Time to count some sheep's or Zzzzz's! #
    • BREAKING NEWS: German Federal Constitutional Court rules against internet and telephone data storage! ~ its a good day to live in Germany. #
    • I should really be sleeping but i can't, because i don't know how to :( #
    • @neilkod funny, i was thinking the same on my way home. maybe in a few more years ;) #
    • Watching 24 #Hulu … i could use some morning action-pack entertainment. #
    • Listening to Eric Schmidt at Mobile World Congress #youtube #
    • Gmail Buzz + Orkut = confusion *:( #
    • I'm in ur twitterz, invading ur privacyz #
    • Who wants to throw a LOST 2-hr series finale, April 27, w/ me? Going all out: liquor/beer,strippers,chips&salsa,pizza+wings,foam fingers,etc #
    • only this rule: be on-time, no talking during show, phones+beepers+bat signal must be off at all times. U can save the world after the show. #
    • Am such a dork! Lost final episodes are May 23th. event has been moved to this date. #fail #
    • It feels like a Friday. #
    • Can we really blame Jesus for not only encouraging but making wine by waving his hand, like magic? So why can't I drink whiskey at church? #
    • Pondering? Chinese, chicken or meat loaf #whatsfordinner #
    • It was meat loaf …. yum #
    • "Having a profound conversation can boost happiness levels, but trivial chatter can be depressing, scientists say." & thus i love smart ppl #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-28

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on February 28, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • I think XHP isn't all that cracked up to be. Ain't nothing new that you can't do with PHP itself. #facebook #bcmiami #
    • Nick & Nohras Infinite Playlist :) #
    • Why did i forget the FOWA party at Nikki? Gotta finish this before i leave later if they're still there. #
    • South Florida JavaScript group. http://soflajs.ning.com/ Be sure to pass that along. #
    • wow, i can't believe i fucked that one up, suppose to be: piña colada #
    • Beejebus, its right. Its actually right for once. #
    • The koala is such a pimp #AmericanDad #
    • Bonkers! Look at the time. #
    • *sigh* Relieved. i will sleep happily now :) #
    • 100% Envious :/ :( :*( #
    • Any recommendations for an animal clinic in Miami? #
    • PHP-CSS – http://github.com/shoeman22/PHP-CSS #nice #
    • @phats2k you better be at McD's at this time getting my cheesburger w/ a receipt ~ 11:44pm #late #
    • @brianbreslin oh my … i think you need some cough drops? #
    • i'mma get me some H1N2, if you know what i mean ;) #
    • http://www.fucking-windows.com/ < re-size the window ;) #
    • Catching up: email, missed calls, 'end-of-world planning', app bugs, reviews, 'surviving zombies', bills, love letters, etc. #
    • Broward web company looking for full-time onsite CSS/HTML 5/jQuery (front-end) web developer. DM me for contact info. #
    • Listening to the kickass Jack Johnson band online #Brikolodge #
    • Lego Steven Hawking http://i.imgur.com/ZrcHJ.jpg (via Reddit) #
    • 4square needs group check-ins with a special group hash tag ;) #
    • cURL, i loathe you. #php #
    • ++[[]][+[]] == 1 #JavaScipt #Magic #KungFu http://j.mp/cmXC4C #
    • It's Friday and the only thing i have a feel for is JavaScript & a pitcher of beer. #
    • @bespin can't paste into editor? oh no :( #
    • Excellent dinner + drinks. Learned a lot in a very short time. Today/tomorrow is another day. #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-21

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on February 21, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • Too late for Chinese food. Don't wanna get fast-food but the last resort. #
    • @roder is #grovegeeks nightout any random night of the week? Thought it was a wednesday or sunday thing. #
    • Step 1: get a planner. Step 2: buy a pen. Step 3: plan on planner. Step 4: …. Step 5: check off planned items. Step 6: $$$ profit $$$ #
    • Observation made. Now to plan and conquer. <insert evil laugh> }:) #
    • Verizon to allow unlimited Skype calling over 3G starting next month http://bit.ly/9G7fPc #Nice #
    • Designers/Developers couldn't make this stuff up, even if u paid them. Except clients do each & everyday http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com #
    • Don't forget Barcamp Miami is this Sunday :) #
    • http://twitter.com/about/opensource #
    • Mire And Foton – Collaborations http://www.mixotic.net/dj-sets/ambient-chillout-dub/204 #
    • *COUGH* chromosomes #
    • me: "Let me get you the number", her: "okay" me: "xxx-xx…" she interrupts "wait let me get a pen", 5 mins later, she "what is it?" #FFFUUU #
    • OMG she's 28 but looks 43!! The dark room must have hid that from me. DAMN YOU. #
    • "After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF." #
    • Oh you're back? Didn't see you there. #
    • Looking for a designer for some quick markup CSS styling and merging 2 layout elements into one. Must be today, 2-3 hours, 7-11 pages. #job #
    • @kgandstuff you know you suck :( #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-14

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on February 14, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • WARNING: 836 (west bound) after Jackson Memorial is jammed literally! Expect 2 shutoff car & sit 4 a long while or take the streets #traffic #
    • FYI – route 112 is cleared. @inflekt i-95 south then 112, in time for the game ;) #
    • Looking 4 reliable person for a simple job this week, 7-5pm one-time this week to register conf ppl & socialize & have lunch. Let me know. #
    • oh, its Mon thru Fri (5 days), lunch is paid and also drinks. #
    • Google Chrome, thanks for messing up the console.log() at the right time when i needed it. (v4.0.249.43) #
    • Would like to see a Space exploring robot land on Mercury or solid planet and say: FIRST!!! #
    • There are solid rocky planets and then there are gas giants. Though we dunno what to call them, so we consider them to be planets. Oh My. #
    • Please Read: Common Misconceptions about Web Designers http://bit.ly/dnqcT5 Thank you for your understanding !!! #
    • A sad day for me today: "Shanks: Another SG-1 movie may not happen" (via gateworld) #
    • but you know, i could always look forward to the book: Stargate: Revolution #
    • Come on guys, just give me one more SG-1 dvd movie and i'll happily leave in peace. #
    • RT @wmclive The Genre Police: How to Have a Conversation about Music in Miami http://bit.ly/9FGxVQ #
    • http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/ #
    • Major sinus & allergies …. GRRRRRR #
    • Tracey Thorn-Grand Canyon (ADA Remix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6y65nV98u0 #
    • approx 5.4 million deaths/yr caused by tobacco. yet approx 70 ppl/yr die while high, but 0 deaths are attributed to marijuana each yr. #FACT #
    • Can't believe DoD was hacked via a malicious USB stick found in parking lot by employee. Simplest exploits work well. #
    • Code should never get in the way of design. #
    • 'Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry." ~ Jimmy #SouthPark #
    • Wondering is Sayid is the new Jacob. Like John is Flocke. We'll find out today, i hope #LOST #
    • Officially driving home to bed. Gotta get those zZzz's #
    • Is it wrong to be turned on to this geek tweet "Nice. 1 terabyte of built-in hard drive space. I'll hit that." (via @steph_rose) #
    • Sorry for that late call. #
    • Buzz you need better privacy settings, ASAP!!!! (before i turn you off) #
    • Rufio Rufio Rufi-ohhhhhhhhh! #
    • Browsing thru an artist myspace and its so fucking ugly!!! Not the artist, i mean MySpace. i feeling vomiting. #
    • OMG @JosueR WTF does that mean "i feeling vomiting." !!?!?! …. correction its "i feel like vomiting." #
    • Attention rugrats: Kesha is not Uffie 'thats all #UffieFTW #
    • Listening to Uffie – Hot Chick #
    • Listening to: Yello – Oh Yeah > you have to be tripping to understand WTH that baby is doing on the music video. #
    • You loose one, yet you gain a better one. Excellent night. #
    • Who is out and about tonight? Where? How many drinks so far? #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-02-07

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on February 7, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • @diegomartinelli LOFTY at Buck 15 http://bit.ly/9fVUV7 #Fridays #
    • tomorrow: The Beginning Of The End #LOST #
    • This netbook is hurting my feelings; cannot get work done with slowness response. #
    • Need some Yeah Yeah Yeahs in my ipod. "Wait. They don't love you like I love you. Wait." #
    • tonites quick hangout Bardot or DRB or SugarCane; choices :) #
    • i can finally say: reading Object-C put me to sleep. #
    • Mom just sent me a txt msg. Am surprised&loved cause its her first digital msg to me. Now how do i prevent her from friend request me on FB? #
    • Seriously, where are the Stargate fans in Miami? Are you hiding in plain sight? #
    • Just saw some awesome fireworks testing on the beach. #
    • Gmail is so slow for me, i cant get to my emails. #
    • LOST on Hulu, check. What to eat for dinner? in-progress. Dinner & season premiere tonight, To-Do. Axe ready in case any1 spoils it, check. #
    • Stop Being an Idiot – http://orderedlist.com/our-writing/blog/articles/stop-being-an-idiot/ #
    • Mushroom upgrade http://i.imgur.com/ul3mF.jpg #iPad #
    • What if companies used a Bit.ly URL or QR codes on TV commercials to direct potential buyers to the buy now cart page. Instant Sale #mobile #
    • Think About It! Just Think About It! Everything and Anything. #
    • What if God only understood Good but could not comprehend or do Evil? What would prevent him from doing so? #stupidquestion #
    • It's actually: 'The Guys' at jCompare …. not 'that guy' or 'the guy' #team #plural #
    • Wonder if the Google Street-view car has captured drug dealers & spies in their act. Mostly interested in ID'ing clandestine official ;) #
    • Firebug for Chrome is out. Using it and its the LITE version of the real Firefox addon, but it still works for now. #
    • @DavideDiCillo Happy Birthday young grasshopper! #
    • I upgrade my Fiji water to Heineken. i know its only 4:30pm but its god damn Friday! #
    • Bet you just got the email to preorder Stargate: Resistance ;) cuz i sure did and gonna be doing so soon. #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-31

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on January 31, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • Amazing advice to a 20 yr old applies to us all. Enjoy, learn, and live happy http://bit.ly/5XnJdO #
    • @MarieLucas Oh, Happy Belated Birthday, i didnt know :) #
    • Keep forgetting to renew my drivers license, pulling out all STOPS to get this done now. #
    • @philogb re: DOMTreeMap … u are one sick man! :) #
    • Why do cultures/countries fight another when our priority is to save humanity? Asteroids, planetary exploration & colonization, famine! #
    • "The most enchanting meat on earth comes from the thighs of a unicorn." #
    • Never looked at it this way but true RT @KriziaBajos Time to sweat at beloved LA Fitness-where parking is scarce and so is the clothing #
    • "Ladies and gents, i know you've all been waiting for this …" http://www.pidjin.net/2010/01/25/iwish/ #
    • Clearly Apple was influenced by McDonalds 'super size me' for the iTouch RT @BallerinaRaver @JosueR You mean the super sized iTouch? #
    • Hey look, the iPad rotating/featured image says 'Rodriguez' on the email :) http://apple.com/ipad #
    • My name's Josue and Apple iPad was my idea! …. where's my money? #
    • Its not Obama's job to return men to moon nor space exploration but if he fails budgeting for it then he's likely to loose my 2012 vote. #
    • Gonna dedicate myself to be more productive, geekier, charming, knowledgeable & well spoken this year. An extra language wouldn't hurt too. #
    • Holy mother of fucks! XKCD is blocked from Panera's stupid SonicWALL. #
    • "The sickest, obfuscated and the most beautiful way to calculate PI" http://www.cise.ufl.edu/~manuel/obfuscate/pi.c (via Reddit) #
    • Quench your CSS thirst with this pure CSS coke can http://www.romancortes.com/blog/pure-css-coke-can/ #
    • Note to the wise: I love a good female fine round ass from time to time. (yeah, you read this tweet right) … basically all the time. #
    • @roder The Pomodoro Technique http://www.pomodorotechnique.com #
    • Need good alternatives to Flickr (free or paid)? #
    • For my next birthday, i'm gonna rent a Starbucks hottie so she can follow me all over Miami and serve On-Demand. #
    • Dropbox just made it easy for me to share files & be sync'ed with the team :) https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTM5OTg4OQ #MustHaveApp #
    • Jesus Christ freaking 24 leaving me in suspense like this. I hate it and love it and wish it was continuous. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #
    • Yes, i will do my share of video gaming this year. Why u ask? For fucks sake becuz Stargate Alliance is almost ready! Now shut up! #
    • Oh my, made huge error, its Stargate Resistance :) #
    • On another note, remember Lucian Alliance? Yeah i hate them 2. It was all about the Alliance of Four Great Races ;) & then there were 5 :) #
    • forget this, i'm gonna watch it! #
    • Good times yesterday at Buck15 with @brianbreslin @shinsyotta and several fun friends. Drinks, dancing and good ol'skool hip-hop. #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-24

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on January 24, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • Cut down the distraction from work with your choice of white/pink/brown/red noise, http://simplynoise.com/ #
    • colordiff – saves precious seconds. #
    • OMG OMG!! 24 season premier on HULU will be enjoyed by chicken&rib meal. #
    • My true love is back, she still got her original fine ass and fixed front end, her headlights are shiny and she's sexier than ever :) #
    • Just sat for 5 mins biting my finger staring at downtown Miami and thinking if i was hungry or not. i believe i know the answer. #
    • Say NO to CSS hacks … mmm'kay #semantic #standard #web #
    • Happy Birthday Stacey Dash http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Dash a masterpiece made in heaven :) #
    • "Dr. Octagon paramedic fetus of the East, with priests I'm from the Church of the Operating Room…" #HipHop #DnB (The Funk Before Friday) #
    • Dude, u're 14 & core drupal developer. Nice! just read it via reddit/r/programming … keep mastering your talent, young ninja! #
    • Wonder if i could put this on my resume? RT @AgustinaP Tweeting is full time job… with overtime! #
    • 10 min till noon. Then it will be few hours before official night begins. #Friday #
    • Marshall Nirenberg, Biologist Who Untangled Genetic Code, Dies at 82 #RIP #
    • @Jekikita starting your fun day or school day? #
    • Hey YOU! it's Friday & that means Buck 15 ~ 1661 Meridian Avenue (South Beach) #Drinks #Ladies #Fun #HipHop #OpenFormat #
    • @shinsyotta yes sir! Free and always good time. #
    • Snack diet! RT @inflekt Eating pringles and gummi bears. Also known as dinner. #
     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-17

    Josue R. 9:40 pm on January 17, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    • If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 10 minutes before becoming infected! http://su.pr/1GiCqW from the astounding @oatmeal #
    • @DavideDiCillo i disagree with a few of them but i'm equally guilty of doing several of them. #
    • @bsoler Has a dinner meetup for us all! Tuesday is diet night, Wed is ice-cream nite, Thx @robertmurray for RSVP'ing us all at once ;) #
    • @DavidBlue slow blog … cannot. view. posts. will. read. it. later :( #
    • Help, i need some awesome motivation to get me coding. #
    • Pizza and Beer!!! now the real web development starts :) #
    • @bsoler Sorry didnt know U guys were taking my suggestion, didnt read my replies either. Cant tonight but willing to do dinner another day. #
    • Today is the last day of the rest of week i have left to eat another burger. Ate plenty yesterday, before that, and just now. #
    • @AgustinaP Those tech support guy really suck. But looks like your site is now up. #
    • Linux ppl: Any suggestions for an IDE (or note pad) app which has small footprint, has plugins & loads faster than gEdit and Geany? #
    • jQuery 1.4 official launch tomorrow. Here's a quick peak of release code: http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.4.js #
    • @jeresig so i take it jQuery.require() didn't make it to final release version? can't find it in the source. #
    • Now i remember why i began to listen less & less of Tribal House and Progressive …. let me switch it back to Minimal …. ahh much better. #
    • @DavideDiCillo saw this earlier too. Its sick! Want to use it :) #
    • Favorite techno/house/dnb tracks: those which have sexy porno and sex sound effects. Dirty style, loving the naughtiness :) #
    • When you collaborate, sync ideas and work thru iterations on the Agile philosophy, shit gets down right. 'nuff said. #
    • RT Absolutely true! @DavideDiCillo you know you love your job when you don't realize you are working at 3am until somebody points that out #
    • Best line i've read so far "You're wrong. But that's OK you can blame your ignorance" … think i'll use this for many and on many subjects. #
    • Stupid question but is there a Refresh Miami meetup this month or am i getting a weird feeling that it may not be? plz tell me i'm wrong. #
    • @jCompare team doing the damn thang! http://pk.gd/lDZ #
     
  • Josue R.

    Miami will freeze before Hell does

    Josue R. 7:43 pm on January 10, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply

    Just into the mid winder season, Miami is blasted with one of its coldest night ever. Snow flurries have been reported in the last several days but tonight there will be a freeze warning through out most of South Florida, with temperatures reaching in the low 30’s. Over “200 manatees are swimming in heated water” and “Florida’s citrus growers were on alert to protect crops in their key 9.3-billion-dollar-a-year industry“.

    I have lived in Miami for well over 22 years and only once have I felt this kind of weather breeze by. Every year I suspect and hope for winters like the one I’m experience this moment, but frankly, I wasn’t prepared. I even put whatever small shirt I could find to cover my dog with. And even though these are crazy times we live in, global warming affecting us and living each day as it were our best. Even if Hell doesn’t freeze yet, at least we can all be prepared at some point.

    So people of South Florida and North America, don’t forget to put on some extra layers of clothing, cuddle with the love ones and protect your beloved pets. Fire up those heaters and put on a great movie, along with a cup of marshmallow hot chocolate. As the night is upon us now, I am reminded of the lyrics and cheerful holiday song to “Oh the weather outside is frightful …. Let it snow, Let it snow! Let it snow!“, so enjoy this great song:

     
  • Josue R.

    Weekly Tweets for 2010-01-10

    Josue R. 2:40 pm on January 10, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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